Song-a-Day 6: “Omniscient Thyroid”

Starting to catch up on my recording! Woooo!

Omniscient Thyroid

What can I say? Writing a song every day, I’m going to get some ridiculous stuff happening.

Lyrics:

Omniscient Thyroid

Omniscient thyroid
Omniscient thyroid
When I’m going on a mission
And I need a premonition
It is my tradition
To ask my neighborhood mortician with the omniscient thyroid
Omniscient thyroid

When I’m getting in a panic
And it’s starting to get manic
My only proposition
Is to go to the mortician with the omniscient thyroid
Omniscient thyroid

When I have great consternation
In a sticky situation
My choice of ammunition
Is to see the mortician with the omniscient thyroid
Omniscient thyroid

When I’m under an attack
and I gots haterz on my back
I don’t seek no contrition
I seek out the mortician with the omniscient thyroid
Omniscient thyroid

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